🔠 Capital B Shaped™

Definition:

A delusional male who thinks his power is in his chest, but the silhouette says otherwise.

Breakdown:

Capital B Shaped™ refers to men who carry themselves like alphas but move through the world shaped like the very thing they claim to dominate — a capital B.

Chest out. Belly louder. Ego inflated. Emotional maturity nowhere in sight.

These are the ones who puff up their trauma like it’s a flex, critique women’s bodies while hiding their own under hoodies and jerseys, and claim they’re “building empires” from barstools.

They confuse projection with personality.

They think volume equals value.

They want submission in a woman and softness in a bed — but provide neither peace nor posture.

Capital B Shaped is not just about a body.

It’s about the audacity to perform dominance with no emotional spine.

Example Usage:

“He called me aggressive while breathing heavy from the couch, after I calmly asked him a basic question. Capital B shaped energy.”