The Shady Keyboard

Welcome to the Petty Penthouse.

Because Somebody Has To Say It.

This is the voice behind the brand—

where we spellcheck the audacity and annotate the gaslighting.

This isn’t a gossip column, it’s an archive.

Each entry is a masterclass in I said what I said—

With wit, receipts, and a handful of pettiness at times.

This is where healing bites back.

This is the Shady Keyboard.