A social scavenger who circles every loss looking for attention scraps. The same person who forgets your birthday, ignores your milestones, and keeps your relationship invisible in public will never forget to post a RIP pic with a candle emoji for someone they haven’t spoken to since Middle School. Their grief isn’t connection — it’s content. They don’t value the living or mourn the loss—
Deathis their favorite networking event
Breakdown:
Grief — the prop they use for clout.
Vultures — scavenging on loss for likes.
Usage:
“Funny how she never acknowledged him alive, but the second he passed she became his biggest fan. Classic Grief Vulture™.”
