🤏🏼🧠🎻Tiny Brain, Tragic Violin™

Definition:

A person who lacks the range—intellectually and emotionally—but insists on composing symphonies of self-pity.

Breakdown:

Tiny Brain, Tragic Violin™ is for those who confuse volume with value and feelings with facts. They often collapse under basic questions, retaliate when challenged, and consider growth a personal attack. You try to talk, and suddenly it’s a sonata of victimhood and logical fallacies. If you’ve ever been called aggressive for asking “What did you mean by that?”—this one’s for you.

Example Usage:

“I said, ‘That hurt my feelings,’ and he said I was attacking him and stressing him out—said he was expressing how he felt and I just don’t understand him—in response to me expressing how I felt. Tiny Brain. Tragic Violin.