The Shady Keyboard™ Tee

$40.00

Built for backspace assassins, subtweet sorcerers, and the emotionally fluent elite.

This isn’t just merch—it’s a warning label. If you type like your fingers are dipped in truth and shade, this one’s got your number (and your nail length).

The keyboard is mightier than the sword—and this shirt proves it.

✦ Fit + Feel

Comfy enough to drag with grace

Stretchy enough to write receipts in real time

True-to-size unisex fit with room for revenge arcs

✦ Material Receipts

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) but heavy on intent

Made on demand. No minimums, no mercy. Typically ships in 5–7 days.

Available in:

Black, Red, Dark Heather, Saucy Lilac™ (Heather Prism Lilac), and White

See sizing guide

Color:
Size:

Built for backspace assassins, subtweet sorcerers, and the emotionally fluent elite.

This isn’t just merch—it’s a warning label. If you type like your fingers are dipped in truth and shade, this one’s got your number (and your nail length).

The keyboard is mightier than the sword—and this shirt proves it.

✦ Fit + Feel

Comfy enough to drag with grace

Stretchy enough to write receipts in real time

True-to-size unisex fit with room for revenge arcs

✦ Material Receipts

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) but heavy on intent

Made on demand. No minimums, no mercy. Typically ships in 5–7 days.

Available in:

Black, Red, Dark Heather, Saucy Lilac™ (Heather Prism Lilac), and White

See sizing guide

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