🧍🏽‍♂️📉🧃 Emotional Juicebox™

Definition:

A man who offers the bare minimum emotionally, gets drained fast, and crumples under pressure.

Breakdown:

He wants connection—but only in pre-measured doses. Open too fast? He leaks. Press too hard? He caves. The Emotional Juicebox™ might seem sweet, but there’s barely anything in there. He’s clingy when he’s thirsty, avoidant when you’re hungry, and offended when you ask for more than a sip of effort.

Example Usage:

“I asked him to communicate and he said ‘I’m not good with words.’ Emotional Juicebox behavior.”