Extra Tired Critic™

Definition:

A outdated opinion coming from a withered, delusional mascot representing men who look like unformed embryos but somehow have the most to say about women’s bodies.

He waddled straight out the group chat with a critique in one hand and a protein shake in the other — shaped like a conspiracy and still confident.

🔍 Breakdown:

• E: Extra
  

• T: Tired
  

• C: Critic

A cosmic reminder that some people’s opinions should’ve stayed on their home planet.

🧠 Example Usage:

“Sir, your clavicle is the only thing holding you together — sit down. That’s E.T.C.™ behavior.”

💥 Bonus Drag Line:

If confidence was delusion, he’d be the galactic spokesperson.

Now floating across timelines like: ‘Why don’t women smile anymore?’

Because of YOU, E.T.C.™