An outdated and unsolicited opinion or advice coming from a withered, delusional mascot representing men who look like unformed embryos but somehow have the most to say about women’s shapes, sizes, and how they should “behave.”
He waddled straight out of the group chat with a critique in one hand and a protein shake in the other — shaped like a conspiracy theory and still overly confident.
🔍 Breakdown:
E: Extra
T: Tired
C: Critic
A cosmic reminder that some people’s opinions should’ve stayed on their home planet.
🧠 ExampleUsage:
“Sir, you haven’t seen your knees since the 90’s and you’re critiquing women’s bodies — sit down. That’s E.T.C.™ behavior.”
💥 BonusDragLine:
His confidence is proof that delulu is the solulu™.
Now sliding into DMs and getting ignored with: ‘Why don’t you smile more?’
