🔡 Lowercase Men™

Definition:

Emotionally underdeveloped men who insist on being the main character without earning a capital letter.

Breakdown:

Lowercase Men™ are what happens when entitlement meets avoidance. These are the types who ghost, gaslight, or mumble their way through life while demanding loyalty and praise. They’re often allergic to introspection, threatened by full sentences, and offended by tone. Not just emotionally unavailable—emotionally unalphabetized.

Example Usage:

“I asked him how he felt and he said I emasculated him. Lowercase. All lowercase.”