When his morals run from his brain the same direction as his hairline.
Definition:
A chronic condition affecting emotionally unavailable men, characterized by predictable cycles of charm, gaslighting, love bombing, and deflection—usually followed by selective amnesia and a fresh fade.
Breakdown:
Like its balding cousin, male pattern manipulation shows up gradually, then suddenly.
It thrives on routine:
Step 1: Love bomb you
Step 2: Undermine you
Step 3: Blame your tone
Step 4: Vanish until it’s convenient again
Treatment is not guaranteed—but distancing, documentation, and dignity are highly recommended.
ExampleUsage:
“Girl, he called me dramatic after ignoring my surgery. That’s not love. That’s Male Pattern Manipulation™.”
