The Hang-Up Hooligan™
A hang-up isn’t just a call
ending.
It’s a tantrum dressed as
control.
It’s stomping off the
playground with a
smartphone in your hand.
Because hanging up isn’t
strength —
it’s silence as a shortcut.
It’s not communication, it’s
interruption turned into
performance theater.
The red button becomes a
weapon, a way to say,
“Your voice stops when I
say so.”
But let’s be clear:
That’s not power.
That’s immaturity.
That’s weakness trying on
authority like a costume
that doesn’t fit.
So hang up if you want —
but understand this:
The call may end,
but so does my respect for
you.