The Nothingician™

Oh, here comes the

Nothingician™.

Star of the documentary…

that lives only in his head.

Walking around like he

invented ambition, but the

only thing he’s ever built

is a shrine to his own

delusion.

He speaks in highlight reels

of achievements that don’t

exist—

clutching his imaginary

Emmy for Outstanding

Performance in Pretend.

Booked and busy?

Sir, the only thing you’ve

ever fully booked is the

conference room of your

own ego.

And even that had empty

seats.

You inflate minor moments

into Marvel movies.

Making “I showed up once”

sound like “I changed the

culture forever.”

But tell me this—

where’s the work?

Where’s the legacy?

Where’s the proof

that all this cinematic

energy wasn’t just a trailer

for a film that never got

made?

‘Cause here’s the truth:

Legends leave impact.

The Nothingician™ leaves

captions.