☎️ The Hang-Up Hooligan™

Definition:

A chaos caller who weaponizes the disconnect button. They don’t communicate — they detonate. From rage-quitting arguments they started to hanging up mid-sentence for dramatic effect, their favorite form of control is cutting the line. For them, a dropped call isn’t bad service — it’s a personality trait.

Breakdown:

  • Control Freak by Click → Slams the red button the second accountability shows up.

  • Drama Dealer → Lives for the power trip of ending things on their terms.

  • Ghost in Real Time → Disappears mid-conversation, leaving nothing but a dial tone.

Usage:

“He hung up the moment I called out his lie. Classic Hang-Up Hooligan™.”

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